Joshua Evan is an artist1 who does not live in New York City. He did not graduate from MIT Media Lab, and has not participated in an Eyebeam residency. His work has not been featured or written about in publications such as the New York Times, Hyperallergic, or Art Forum. He has not exhibited at venues such as the Venice Biennale, the New Museum, or the ICA, and his works are not collected by any major art institution. He has not been a lecturer in new media arts at any university, nor have his projects been funded by any arts council or grant. He will, however, consider rewriting most2 of the above.
1. Opinions may vary.
2. The exception being graduating from MIT Media Lab, because as fine as the institution is, another degree? Nah.